"Wiley" Coyote ?

New World Record Coyote?

This Possible New World Record Coyote Was Killed Recently By Trace Wiley of Wiley Outdoor Sports In Decatur, Alabama.  Trace, on the right in the photo, was quoted as saying (after spitting out a copious amount of Copenhagen Wintergreen), "We dang near kill't our fool selves trying t' drag dis rascal outta from the nuclear waste dump where we shined his eyes th'other night.  My girlfrien tinks we should skin it out an make her a fuzzy coat.  She says itt'd go good wit her silver toof.  But I tink I wanna hab it stuffed an keep it in my bet-room.  Course my momma say she ain't gonna put up wit it.  Atter she saw a dang flea on this rascal the size of a fitty cent piece, she made us drag it back outta de kitchen.  Any taxi dermits out dere wanna mount it fer free?  I think we gonna call him Wiley Coyot-e"

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